I spent most
of yesterday with the odd feeling that my timing was off. Last night I
discovered why.
My alarm
clock has a feature to automatically reset the clock when daylight saving time
begins and ends. A great feature, except the government keeps changing the
dates, so my clock is confused. Thursday morning at 2, my clock reset to 1
a.m., so when I got out of bed at 8:30 it was really 9:30. I discovered the
time differential when I got under the covers long after Jay Leno’s monologue, but
my clock read 11:30. Mystery solved!
So I spent a
lot of time yesterday thinking that getting up too late was my fault, when it
really wasn’t. I’m willing to take the blame when something’s my fault. Admit it,
get past it, forget it.
Perception
is a funny thing. Today I’m wearing a new pair of jeans in the same size that I
recently shrunk into. The other jeans fit comfortably, but these, the same size
and brand, are almost uncomfortably tight. A few times today I caught myself
thinking, “These jeans are too tight because I’m too fat,” forgetting that I
couldn’t even look at this size a few weeks ago. So today I’m telling myself
that the jeans are just tight and they’ll be looser soon. Besides, the jeans
are so tight that they’re keeping me from wanting to eat between meals for fear
I’ll have a “food baby” that keeps the zipper from raising. (If you don’t know,
a “food baby” is the phenomenon that a skinny actress can look pregnant if you
photograph her right after lunch. I remember a message board arguing over
whether a particular TV actress was expecting, but someone connected with the
show pointed out that the scenes were shot after lunch.)
Have a great
weekend, everyone. Don’t forget to turn your clocks back at 2 a.m. Sunday. This
time for reals.
See you next
week.